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From kitchen one-liners to coffee shop bits. Chefs, baristas, and snack lovers welcome.

Top Food & Drink

• What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
• Why did the tomato turn red?
• Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
• What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
• A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
• Why did the baker stop making donuts?
• Why did the cookie cry?
• Everything's going to
• How fast is milk?
• Why did the banana visit the doctor?
• Why are herbs so expensive?
• Why didn't the avocado go alone to the dance?
• Never make plans with a croissant.
• How does a cucumber become a pickle?
• Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?

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