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• How many lawyer jokes are there?
• I asked my dad what the secret to a 40-year marriage was. He said, "We go out twice a week. Candlelit dinner, slow dancing."
• I told my boss that three companies were after me and I needed a raise. He asked which ones.
• Why did the doctor laugh at the X-ray?
• How did the programmer die in the shower?
• You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
• Interviewer: Describe yourself in one word.
• What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
• What's it called when you steal someone's coffee?
• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person
• Oxygen and potassium went on a date.
• A SQL statement walks into a bar. It sees two tables and says:
• A customer walks into a bank and says, "Can you check my balance?"
• What goes "oh-oh-oh"?

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