Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?

Because it might crack up.

Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?

Because it might crack up.

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When to Use This Joke

A food & drink joke โ€” best served fresh, ideally when someone's already thinking about lunch.

Dinner parties & hosting
Restaurant conversations
Food & drink content
Kitchen banter
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Meal prep with friends

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