How fast is milk?
It's pasteurized before you know it.
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When to Use This Joke
A food & drink joke — best served fresh, ideally when someone's already thinking about lunch.
Dinner parties & hosting
Restaurant conversations
Food & drink content
Kitchen banter
Sharing with fellow food lovers
Meal prep with friends
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