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They say 60 is the new 40.

The police say 90 is the new 60.

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• My memory has gotten so bad.
• I've reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.
• The secret to staying young is lying about your age.
• My coffee tastes like dirt.
• At my age 'getting lucky' means finding my car in the parking lot.
• I like my coffee like I like my mornings.

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