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Top Dad Jokes

• Why was 6 afraid of 7?
• Why don't scientists trust atoms?
• When does a joke become a dad joke?
• Why did the scarecrow win an award?
• I used to be addicted to soap.
• What did the ocean say to the beach?
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
• Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
• What do you call a cold puppy?
• Why do bees have sticky hair?
• What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
• I'm on a seafood diet.
• What do you call a fake noodle?
• Why do cows wear bells?
• I don't trust stairs.

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