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I've reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.
Also sometimes I forget the destination.
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They say 60 is the new 40.
My memory has gotten so bad.
My coffee tastes like dirt.
The secret to staying young is lying about your age.
I like my coffee like I like my mornings.
At my age 'getting lucky' means finding my car in the parking lot.
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