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Marriage: where you spend the first year wondering why you didn't get married sooner,

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• Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person
• I asked my dad what the secret to a 40-year marriage was. He said, "We go out twice a week. Candlelit dinner, slow dancing."
• Being asked to be someone's best man is like being called up for jury duty. You don't really want to do it, but you know you have to. The only difference is:
• A best man speech should last about as long as the groom can last in the bedroom.
• Marriage is a workshop.