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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person

you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person

you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Submitted by Rita Rudner

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A wedding-ready joke — crafted to land in a room full of champagne and high emotions.

Wedding speeches & toasts
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