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Marriage is a workshop.

The husband works, and the wife shops.

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More Weddings & Toasts jokes

• A toast: may your love be modern enough to survive the times,
• A best man speech should last about as long as the groom can last in the bedroom.
• To the happy couple: I've known [groom] for years, and he's told me he always wanted to marry his best friend.
• Being asked to be someone's best man is like being called up for jury duty. You don't really want to do it, but you know you have to. The only difference is:
• Marriage: where you spend the first year wondering why you didn't get married sooner,
• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person

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