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A best man speech should last about as long as the groom can last in the bedroom.

So, thank you everyone, have a great night! [Sits down immediately]

Weddings & Toasts

A best man speech should last about as long as the groom can last in the bedroom.

So, thank you everyone, have a great night! [Sits down immediately]

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