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A best man speech should last about as long as the groom can last in the bedroom.

So, thank you everyone, have a great night! [Sits down immediately]

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• Marriage is a workshop.
• Being asked to be someone's best man is like being called up for jury duty. You don't really want to do it, but you know you have to. The only difference is:
• A toast: may your love be modern enough to survive the times,
• To the happy couple: I've known [groom] for years, and he's told me he always wanted to marry his best friend.
• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person
• Marriage: where you spend the first year wondering why you didn't get married sooner,

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