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Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you're looking for a club and a spade.

Weddings & Toasts

Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you're looking for a club and a spade.

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A wedding-ready joke — crafted to land in a room full of champagne and high emotions.

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