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👶 Baby Shower & New Baby
After their baby was born, the wife asked the husband to try changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said. "I'll do the next one." The next time came and she asked again. He replied:
"Oh! I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"
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