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Baby Shower & New Baby

Jokes for baby shower speeches, new parent humor, and sleepless nights.

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Does the stork deliver babies with their diapers on?

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I tried to steal candy from a newborn baby, but he slapped my hand away.

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How do you organize a space baby shower?

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What do you call a newborn sandwich?

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A dad tried to keep his wife happy through labor by telling jokes, but she didn't laugh once.

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Why do people say "slept like a baby"?

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After their baby was born, the wife asked the husband to try changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said. "I'll do the next one." The next time came and she asked again. He replied:

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Why did the baby go to the bank?

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My friend's gambling is getting out of hand. He just bet his newborn son in a game of poker.

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Mom: "Why is there a strange baby in the crib?" Dad:

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