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A dad tried to keep his wife happy through labor by telling jokes, but she didn't laugh once.

Know why? It was the delivery.

Baby Shower & New Baby

A dad tried to keep his wife happy through labor by telling jokes, but she didn't laugh once.

Know why? It was the delivery.

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