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👶 Baby Shower & New Baby

I tried to steal candy from a newborn baby, but he slapped my hand away.

Turns out he wasn't born yesterday.

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• Mom: "Why is there a strange baby in the crib?" Dad:
• My friend's gambling is getting out of hand. He just bet his newborn son in a game of poker.
• Does the stork deliver babies with their diapers on?

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