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I tried to steal candy from a newborn baby, but he slapped my hand away.

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• Does the stork deliver babies with their diapers on?
• Why do people say "slept like a baby"?
• A dad tried to keep his wife happy through labor by telling jokes, but she didn't laugh once.
• After their baby was born, the wife asked the husband to try changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said. "I'll do the next one." The next time came and she asked again. He replied:
• Mom: "Why is there a strange baby in the crib?" Dad: