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• How did the programmer die in the shower?
• A SQL statement walks into a bar. It sees two tables and says:
• I'd tell you a UDP joke,
• Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
• Why does October 31st equal December 25th?
• How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
• Never ask a SQL developer to help you move furniture.
• What does the R in Recursion stand for?
• Tell someone there are 3 billion stars in the universe and they'll believe you. Tell someone the code doesn't work and
• A programmer's wife tells him: "Go to the store, get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen." He comes back with
• Why was the function sad after a successful first call?
• Two bytes meet. The first byte asks: "Are you ill?"
• Why did the developer go broke?
• There are 10 kinds of people in this world:
• Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

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