Tell someone there are 3 billion stars in the universe and they'll believe you. Tell someone the code doesn't work and

they'll run it again just to be sure.

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When to Use This Joke

A tech joke — land it with a crowd that has strong opinions about tabs vs. spaces.

Dev team stand-ups

Tech conferences & meetups

Code review banter

Team chat & Slack

Onboarding new developers

Hackathons

Presentations

How to Open Any Work Presentation with Humour (Without the Cringe)

Ice Breakers

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