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A programmer's wife tells him: "Go to the store, get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen." He comes back with

12 gallons of milk.

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A programmer's wife tells him: "Go to the store, get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen." He comes back with

12 gallons of milk.

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