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• Oxygen and potassium went on a date.
• Are you made of copper and tellurium?
• What did their parents say when oxygen and magnesium got married?
• All the good science jokes are gone.
• The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar at the same time.
• A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barman gives it to him and asks: "How much?"
• Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here!"
• I think I've lost an electron.
• What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other?
• In 1905, Albert Einstein published a theory about space.
• Why is it so hard to get up in the morning?
• Why did the quantum physicist cross the road?
• How often should you tell a chemistry joke?
• How do you organize a space party?
• Why can't you trust atoms?

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