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Why can't you trust atoms?
How often should you tell a chemistry joke?
Oxygen and potassium went on a date.
Are you made of copper and tellurium?
What did their parents say when oxygen and magnesium got married?
All the good science jokes are gone.
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar at the same time.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barman gives it to him and asks: "How much?"
Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here!"
I think I've lost an electron.
What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other?
In 1905, Albert Einstein published a theory about space.
Why is it so hard to get up in the morning?
Why did the quantum physicist cross the road?
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