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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut??

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Why don't skeletons fight each other?

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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

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How do you organize a space party?

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How often should you tell a chemistry joke?

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#chemistry

What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other?

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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barman gives it to him and asks: "How much?"

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#change

In 1905, Albert Einstein published a theory about space.

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I think I've lost an electron.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here!"

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#argon

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