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I think I've lost an electron.
In fact, I'm positive.
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What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other?
Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here!"
In 1905, Albert Einstein published a theory about space.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barman gives it to him and asks: "How much?"
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar at the same time.
Why is it so hard to get up in the morning?
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