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Getting Older

Jokes about aging, wrinkles, forgetting things, and senior wisdom.

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• The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher
• You know you're getting old
• I'm not old.
• You know you're getting old when "getting lucky"
• Don't let aging get you down.
• I don't feel old.
• At least I'm not as old
• How can you tell that you're getting old?
• Middle age is when your age starts showing
• Don't tell people you're turning 30.
• Old age is coming at

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