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Getting Older

Jokes about aging, wrinkles, forgetting things, and senior wisdom.

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Getting Older

Middle age is when your age starts showing

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Getting Older

Don't tell people you're turning 30.

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Getting Older

Old age is coming at

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Getting Older

I don't feel old.

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How can you tell that you're getting old?

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Getting Older

The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher

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You know you're getting old

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Getting Older

I'm not old.

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Getting Older

You know you're getting old when "getting lucky"

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Getting Older

Don't let aging get you down.

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