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An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are told a building is on fire. The physicist calculates the water needed. The mathematician proves a solution exists. The engineer:
The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says it's half empty. The engineer says:
What did the worker say about his favorite tool?
Why are drills always upset about not having any friends?
Why are windows known to not laugh at any jokes?
Never take granite for granted.
Drilling a large hole is boring.
Why did the construction worker quit his job?
What is the lightest kind of building you can construct?
Why couldn't the engineer fix the broken escalator?
How I was able to cut a log of wood into two equal halves just by looking at it:
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