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Engineering & Construction

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are told a building is on fire. The physicist calculates the water needed. The mathematician proves a solution exists. The engineer:

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Why are windows known to not laugh at any jokes?

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Why couldn't the engineer fix the broken escalator?

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Never take granite for granted.

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Why did the construction worker quit his job?

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Why are drills always upset about not having any friends?

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What did the worker say about his favorite tool?

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Drilling a large hole is boring.

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The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says it's half empty. The engineer says:

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How I was able to cut a log of wood into two equal halves just by looking at it:

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