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• An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are told a building is on fire. The physicist calculates the water needed. The mathematician proves a solution exists. The engineer:
• The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says it's half empty. The engineer says:
• What did the worker say about his favorite tool?
• Why are drills always upset about not having any friends?
• Why are windows known to not laugh at any jokes?
• Never take granite for granted.
• Drilling a large hole is boring.
• Why did the construction worker quit his job?
• What is the lightest kind of building you can construct?
• Why couldn't the engineer fix the broken escalator?
• How I was able to cut a log of wood into two equal halves just by looking at it:

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