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More Engineering & Construction jokes

• An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are told a building is on fire. The physicist calculates the water needed. The mathematician proves a solution exists. The engineer:
• The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says it's half empty. The engineer says:
• What did the worker say about his favorite tool?
• Why are drills always upset about not having any friends?
• Why are windows known to not laugh at any jokes?
• Drilling a large hole is boring.