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An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are told a building is on fire. The physicist calculates the water needed. The mathematician proves a solution exists. The engineer:
calls the fire department and goes back to sleep.
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Why are windows known to not laugh at any jokes?
Why are drills always upset about not having any friends?
The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says it's half empty. The engineer says:
What did the worker say about his favorite tool?
Never take granite for granted.
Drilling a large hole is boring.
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