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Medical jokes for healthcare professionals and waiting rooms.

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• Why did the doctor laugh at the X-ray?
• It takes guts to be an organ donor.
• Medical students hate the test on kidney stones.
• For years, I was against organ transplants.
• Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor:
• Doctor: "I've got very bad news — you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." Patient:
• Patient: "Doctor, I think I need glasses." Teller:
• Doctor: "Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?" Nurse:
• I went to the doctor, and he said I had acute appendicitis.
• Dogs can't operate an MRI machine.
• I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain.
• How many doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?
• Why did the doctor tell the nurses to be quiet walking past the medicine cabinet?
• What do you call a dentist on a boat?

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