The JokersThe Jokers

Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor:

"Next time, take off the candles."

Doctors & Healthcare

Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor:

"Next time, take off the candles."

Share:
90/100
4,109
919
Laughometer90/100
backnext

When to Use This Joke

A great joke for all the right moments.

Social gatherings
Breaking the ice
Group chats
Social media captions
Casual conversations
Anywhere laughs are welcome
Browse more Doctors & Healthcare jokes

More like this

Doctors & Healthcare

I went to the doctor, and he said I had acute appendicitis.

90/100
2,909
647
Doctors & Healthcare

Doctor: "Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?" Nurse:

90/100
3,210
715
Doctors & Healthcare

I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain.

90/100
2,509
559
Doctors & Healthcare

Why did the doctor tell the nurses to be quiet walking past the medicine cabinet?

76/100
1,909
348
Doctors & Healthcare

Doctor: "I've got very bad news — you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." Patient:

90/100
3,809
851
Doctors & Healthcare

Why did the doctor laugh at the X-ray?

93/100
6,810
1563
View all Doctors & Healthcare jokes
Sponsored
The Jokers Ad NetworkSpace available

Feeling lucky?

Let us surprise you with a random joke from the full library.

Random joke

Have a good one?

We're always looking for new material to add to the library.