What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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When to Use This Joke

An animal joke โ€” works anywhere humans gather to appreciate the chaos of the natural world.

Kids' birthday parties
Social media posts & captions
Casual chat & conversations
Pub quizzes & trivia nights
Break room chat
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