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Top Animals

• What do you call a sleeping bull?
• What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
• Why are fish so smart?
• Why is a fish easy to weigh?
• What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
• Why didn't the dog see a psychiatrist?
• How does a cat succeed in life?
• How do people cook in the jungle?
• What is a shark's favorite sandwich?
• Did you hear about the killer whale who could play the saxophone?
• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
• Why don't elephants use computers?
• What's a frog's favorite drink?
• How can you tell that a lamb has been up to no good?
• What’s the only way an elephant flies?

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