Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
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When to Use This Joke
An animal joke — works anywhere humans gather to appreciate the chaos of the natural world.
Kids' birthday parties
Social media posts & captions
Casual chat & conversations
Pub quizzes & trivia nights
Break room chat
Greeting cards
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