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Why did the clock get fired?

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• Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory?
• I told my boss that three companies were after me and I needed a raise. He asked which ones.
• I got a job at a paperless office. Everything was great...
• I couldn't work today because of an eye problem.
• Boss: "This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?"
• Boss: "Do you believe in life after death?" Employee: "No, because there is no proof of it." Boss: