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Cubicle classics, meeting one-liners, and zingers for the inbox. Perfect for breaking the ice on Slack or…

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• I told my boss that three companies were after me and I needed a raise. He asked which ones.
• I got a job at a paperless office. Everything was great...
• I couldn't work today because of an eye problem.
• Boss: "This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?"
• Boss: "Do you believe in life after death?" Employee: "No, because there is no proof of it." Boss:
• My boss asked me to start my presentation with a joke.
• How many people work in your office?
• The boss said I had to start showing up at 9 sharp.
• My boss told me to have a good day.
• I used to think I was indecisive.
• I sent my boss an email saying I had a family emergency and couldn't come in.
• Why did the clock get fired?
• I'm reading a great book about employees who don't come into work.
• Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory?

Meeting tip: The right joke at the start of a team meeting gets everyone present and on side. Read our guide to ice breaker jokes that work. Read the guide →

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