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I asked my dad what the secret to a 40-year marriage was. He said, "We go out twice a week. Candlelit dinner, slow dancing."

"She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays."

Anniversary

I asked my dad what the secret to a 40-year marriage was. He said, "We go out twice a week. Candlelit dinner, slow dancing."

"She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays."

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