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Jokes about football, golf, gym, and all sports.

Top Sports

• Why was the basketball court wet?
• Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
• Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
• What goes all the way around a baseball field but never moves?
• Why are baseball games at night?
• Why did the baseball player go to jail?
• Why do basketball players love donuts?
• How do baseball players keep in touch?
• Why can't you play soccer in the jungle?
• Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA?
• What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
• Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws?

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