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Jokes about football, golf, gym, and all sports.

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Why can't you play soccer in the jungle?

90/100

2,913

648

#soccer#cheetah

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

91/100

5,211

1172

#basketball#travel

What goes all the way around a baseball field but never moves?

90/100

4,411

987

#baseball

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

89/100

2,514

559

#baseball

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Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws?

89/100

2,312

510

#baseball

Why do basketball players love donuts?

90/100

3,516

783

#basketball#donuts

How do baseball players keep in touch?

90/100

3,212

715

#baseball

Why was the basketball court wet?

91/100

5,614

1269

#basketball

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

90/100

4,813

1075

#soccer

Why are baseball games at night?

90/100

4,111

919

#baseball#bat

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What are Sports jokes?: Jokes about football, golf, gym, and all sports. Browse the full collection of Sports jokes on The Jokers.
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