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Festive jokes for Christmas, Hanukkah, New Year, and holiday parties.

Top Holiday & Christmas

• What goes "oh-oh-oh"?
• What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
• Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
• Why did Santa take meditation classes?
• What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
• Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
• Why did Santa fail science?
• What did Santa say when Frosty the Snowman asked to be friends?
• What's a snowman's favorite cereal?
• How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he's visited?
• Why doesn't Santa use GPS?
• How do Santa's clothes stay so clean?

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