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Holiday & Christmas

Festive jokes for Christmas, Hanukkah, New Year, and holiday parties.

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?

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What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

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Why did Santa fail science?

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What did Santa say when Frosty the Snowman asked to be friends?

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How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he's visited?

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What's a snowman's favorite cereal?

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Why did Santa take meditation classes?

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How do Santa's clothes stay so clean?

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Festive jokes for Christmas, Hanukkah, New Year, and holiday parties. Browse the full collection of Holiday & Christmas jokes on The Jokers.
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Yes. All Holiday & Christmas jokes on The Jokers are reviewed for appropriateness — they're safe for work, family gatherings, kids, and professional settings.
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