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Jokes about gym culture, protein shakes, and the eternal New Year's resolution.

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• I started going to the gym and dropped 10 pounds very quickly.
• I work out religiously.
• Why couldn't the man trust his personal trainer?
• Why did the cheese go to the gym?
• Why can athletes lift more than prisoners?
• Why did the sad man start doing bench presses?
• Why doesn't the fisherman go to the gym?
• Did you hear about the marathon runners who got married?
• How did the brontosaurus feel after his workout?
• Why doesn't Where's Waldo go to the gym?
• Saw a group of bodybuilding priests at the gym today.
• It's been six months since I joined the gym and still no progress.

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