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Fitness & Gym

Jokes about gym culture, protein shakes, and the eternal New Year's resolution.

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I started going to the gym and dropped 10 pounds very quickly.

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Why couldn't the man trust his personal trainer?

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Saw a group of bodybuilding priests at the gym today.

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Why did the cheese go to the gym?

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I work out religiously.

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Why did the sad man start doing bench presses?

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Did you hear about the marathon runners who got married?

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Why doesn't Where's Waldo go to the gym?

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How did the brontosaurus feel after his workout?

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Why can athletes lift more than prisoners?

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