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I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go somewhere expensive for our anniversary.

She said 'Absolutely.' So I took her to the gas station.

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I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go somewhere expensive for our anniversary.

She said 'Absolutely.' So I took her to the gas station.

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