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My wife asked why I never blink during our romantic dinner.
I said I didn't want to miss a moment.
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I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go somewhere expensive for our anniversary.
My wife said she wanted to feel special on her birthday.
My husband bought me a mood ring.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.
Why did the fitness instructor break up with his girlfriend?
I joined a gym and did 50 squats.
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