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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
Because they're cheaper than day rates.
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I tried to come up with a chemistry joke.
What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?
They say 'dress for the job you want, not the job you have.'
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
What do you call a teacher who forgets to take attendance?
The teacher asked: 'What comes after a sentence?'
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