The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
seasoned veteran.
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When to Use This Joke
A classic pun β deploy whenever you need a groan, a grin, or both at once.
Family dinners & gatherings
Breaking the ice with strangers
Social media captions
Group chats
Greeting cards & messages
Anywhere a groan is welcome
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