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Wordplay that earns a groan and a grin. Dad-tested, audience-approved.

Top Puns

• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
• I used to be a banker.
• I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia.
• Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much,
• I used to have a fear of hurdles.
• I tried to make a belt out of watches.
• Yesterday a clown held the door open for me.
• I told a joke about chemistry.
• The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
• I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.
• I tried to catch fog yesterday.
• I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
• I told a joke about an elevator.
• I used to be a baker.
• There's a new type of broom out.

Wordplay tip: The secret to any pun is sincerity — deliver the first meaning straight-faced. Read our guide to the best puns and how to land them. Read the guide →

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