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Why did the startup hire a philosopher?
They needed someone to explain why they were changing the world — without being asked how.
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"We don't have a business model yet, but we have incredible traction."
"We're not a company. We're a movement."
"We're pre-revenue."
"We're disrupting the disruption space."
How many startup founders does it take to change a lightbulb?
What do you call a startup valued at $10 billion with zero profit?
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