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How many startup founders does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to change it, one to "disrupt" the lightbulb industry, and a VC to fund the pivot into candles.
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What do you call a startup valued at $10 billion with zero profit?
"We don't have a business model yet, but we have incredible traction."
"We're disrupting the disruption space."
Why did the startup hire a philosopher?
"We're not looking for a job. We're looking for a co-founder."
"We're pre-revenue."
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