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Jokes about pivots, disruption, pitch decks, and the startup grind.

Top Startup Culture

• "We're not a company. We're a movement."
• "We're pre-revenue."
• "We're disrupting the disruption space."
• How many startup founders does it take to change a lightbulb?
• What do you call a startup valued at $10 billion with zero profit?
• Why did the startup hire a philosopher?
• "We're not looking for a job. We're looking for a co-founder."
• What's a Silicon Valley engineer's love language?
• A junior dev asks a senior dev: "How do I get better at coding?" Senior: "Read the documentation." Junior: "What's the documentation?" Senior:
• Our startup is very values-driven.
• "We don't have a business model yet, but we have incredible traction."

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