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Valentine's Day

Romantic and anti-romantic jokes for Valentine's Day.

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Valentine's Day

What did the avocado say to its Valentine?

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What did the coffee say to its Valentine?

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What did one spice say to the other on February 14th?

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What did the pickle say to impress his Valentine?

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Why was the ghost sad on Valentine's Day?

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Why can't deer kiss?

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What did the omelet say to the toast on Valentine's Day?

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What's the best way to get arrested on Valentine's Day?

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Why do melons get married in church?

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What is the most romantic fruit?

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Romantic and anti-romantic jokes for Valentine's Day. Browse the full collection of Valentine's Day jokes on The Jokers.
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