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Romantic and anti-romantic jokes for Valentine's Day.

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• Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
• What's the best way to get arrested on Valentine's Day?
• What did one spice say to the other on February 14th?
• What did the pickle say to impress his Valentine?
• What did the avocado say to its Valentine?
• What did the coffee say to its Valentine?
• Why do melons get married in church?
• Why was the ghost sad on Valentine's Day?
• What did the omelet say to the toast on Valentine's Day?
• Why can't deer kiss?
• What is the most romantic fruit?

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