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Retirement

You've been promoted to Senior Vice President of Doing Nothing.

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Retirement is the world's longest

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Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?

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When is a retiree's bedtime?

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How do you know you are old enough to retire?

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You know it's time to retire

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Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?

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How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?

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Retirement is doing nothing

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Retirement: the pay sucks,

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