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Monday Morning

Jokes to survive Monday meetings and the weekly re-entry into office life.

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Monday Morning

Why does Monday feel so long?

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Monday Morning

The first five days after the weekend

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Monday Morning

I started a Monday support group.

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Monday Morning

What's the difference between Monday and a vampire?

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Monday Morning

What do you call a Monday that actually goes smoothly?

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Monday Morning

Mondays are like a broken pencil.

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Monday Morning

Words cannot espresso how much I need coffee on a Monday morning.

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Monday Morning

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday.

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Monday Morning

Monday morning I opened my laptop and it asked if I was ready to work.

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Monday Morning

I walked into the office Monday feeling motivated.

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