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What's the difference between Monday and a vampire?

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More Monday Morning jokes

• Mondays are like a broken pencil.
• What do you call a Monday that actually goes smoothly?
• The first five days after the weekend
• I started a Monday support group.
• Words cannot espresso how much I need coffee on a Monday morning.
• Monday morning I opened my laptop and it asked if I was ready to work.