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Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday.

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More Monday Morning jokes

• Mondays are like a broken pencil.
• What's the difference between Monday and a vampire?
• What do you call a Monday that actually goes smoothly?
• The first five days after the weekend
• I started a Monday support group.
• Words cannot espresso how much I need coffee on a Monday morning.